End of Phase One

End Of Phase One is the first studio recording in eight years from the New Duncan Imperials and it was worth the wait. Bristling with the kind of straight-ahead-yet twisted songs that characterize their best work, this album reveals a band that is tough, vital, and still poking rock in the ribs. Formed almost twenty years ago, The New Duncan Imperials combine white trash culture, Dada art, and Chuck Berry to create the most glorious noise on the planet. Their history is written in smoke, noise, and nonsense, and it is an inspiring example of what three young men can do with a few rock riffs, a few insane ideas, and a van full of garage sale oddities. End Of Phase One is a continuation of the NDI sound that has always been hard to categorize. Sometimes it's straight rock. Sometimes it's indie flavored pop. Sometimes it's alt-country swamp rock. Sometimes it's punk. But somehow it all comes together and makes sense. Well...kind of. This is the kind of album full of left turns and surprises that has made the New Duncan Imperials famous and slightly misunderstood at times. Are they serious? Are they kidding? Are they happy? Are they depressed? It's all here on End Of Phase One and one thing is clear. The New Duncan Imperials are lovers of creating music.

Sticky

Ten years ago, The New Duncan Imperials embarked on a crusade to single-handedly save rock 'n' roll from the evil forces of meaningful pop crap. They failed. But in that decade they came up with some unforgettably twisted songs, and released four of the most unusual and bravest rock albums anywhere. Then, in Spring of 1999, the band sequestered themselves in Chicago's Uberstudio and built a monument to the music they love - loud, pretty and just plain weird rock 'n' roll, and they called it STICKY.

This CD features 30 brand new songs, which would be something for a hormone-charged bunch of kids but is even more of a surprise coming from the wily rock veterans of NDI. After touring the USA, Canada and Europe, after countless nights of screwball powerage and near-fatal stage stunts, after recording over a hundred original songs, what did they have to gain? The question is best answered by Skipper, the band's bassist: "What did we have to GAIN? What did we have to LOSE?"

STICKY is spread out over two CDs, with the first being a bit louder and the second being a bit weirder. The first disc is where you'll find the stomping guitar riffs of "Mars Needs Bars" and "Hate to Think", as well as the blazing "Funny Daddy Sleeping on Mommy", "Date with Cha Cha" and "High Hopes." But it's not just one big blur/ "Wish You Were There" is a homicidal hoe-down, and "Small Craft Advisory" - about roadside souvenir shops - helps slow things down a bit. CD2 possesses a crop of power-pop gems, including "That Jerk", "Dumb it Down", "Stuck in Reverse" and "Thumbsucker." It is also home to "Just Another Song About Helmet" (the band, bot the headgear) and the truly perverse anthem, "To All Our Friends in Other Bands." To hear more sound clips from STICKY visit NDI's website!

We could go on and on, but the only real way to experience STICKY is to pop both discs out of the case and into your player. Begin with song one and end with song thirty. First, though, you'll want to disconnect the phone and put the dog out, and take off your shoes, and your pants, and get ready to get STICKY.

NDI's Greatest Bits

After nearly ten years of criss-crossing the globe playing beer-soaked and smoky clubs, The New Duncan Imperials have asked their fans to vote for their all-time favorite songs. Greatest Bits is the result of the fans' choices of the most glorious, squalking, chaotic and inspired songs of the band's brilliant career. All the songs about food, sex, sex with food, and drinking are here. Throw in odes to carnival rides, celebrities the band may have met, and trailer park living, and the whole greasy hairball of NDI's career will come tumbling out of your hi-fi speakers. As a bonus, this release contains enhanced CD-ROM technology that is playable on your computer. Included are video clips, interviews, animation, photos and other visual oddities to amuse and entertain. A great overview of The New Duncan Imperials' Greatest Bits! Bucksnort legends give the people what they want in this fan-selected greatest hits collection, complete with video clips and other interactive fun!

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vegas

NDI finally return to the studio and churn out 14 new blockbuster gems, including "Potato Chicks," Pathetica," "Sex Drive,", "YoYo," and ten more. Hard rockin' and crunchy. This will blow yer car stereo to bits. Produced by Chuck Uchida.

Fried

NDI's sixth release subtitled: Live, Rare, and Bad II is packed full of interviews, commercials, rare recordings, and more! It is guaranteed to confuse, offend, and shock even the most dedicated NDI white trash army member. It rawks!

Live

Finally! After years of touring the world and steam-rolling audiences in every town the NDI put a live show on CD. For your own home NDI show crank up this disc, add beer, silly string, Jägermeister, and more beer!

We're In A Band

All your faves originally played loud by five hard-working arena rock bands, includes: Band on the Run, We're an American Band, Rock & Roll Band, Travelling Band, I'm Just a Singer (in a Rock & Roll Band). Only five songs, but so gut-wrenchingly rendered who needs more?!

Loserville

The third album by the Kings of Trash includes 20 tracks of pure mayhem. Songs like "Tilt-A-Whirl," "Running With a Fork in My Mouth," "Ugly Stick," "Loserville," and Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual" should frighten children and small pets. Totally happening!!

Live, Rare, And Bad

A strange collection of The New Duncan Imperials' strangest, lostest and baddest moments. Included are interviews, live horrors, rare songs, and even the amazing 7-11 commercial that never made it to the airwaves. A very special treat, for those with discriminating tastes.

The Hymns Of Bucksnort

This 21-song spazz-attack ventures deep into the cluttered psyche of the world's snazziest band. Galloping guitars and drums pause occasionally for theatrical interludes and heartfelt country standards, creating havoc of the highest caliber.

Hanky Panky Parley Voo!

Twenty-three tracks of irrepressible NDI mayhem, featuring "Motel 666," "I'm Schizophrenic (No I'm Not)" and "Hamhocks." Like a jet crashing into a third grade birthday party, this release goes best with cake, ice cream and a fire extinguisher.

Santa Claus is a Lie / Chanukah Song

The Imperials are out to dispel the myth of Mr. Claus. Not recommended for children under age 10. On specially colored Christmas vinyl!

I'm Drunk / Hey Brother, Pour the Wine w/ Mojo Nixon

Naked!! Mojo and The NDI hottubbed for a weekend and between martinis recorded these gems. The B-side is a classic Dean Martin tune.

Queen of Venus

Three rip-snortin' NDI ditties on one piece of precious vinyl - "Queen of Venus," "Kill Me Now" and "Dollywood." Limited numbered pressing of 1000 with cover art by Tony Fitzpatrick.

Feelin' Sexy

NDI's first ever recording. This slab features four early versions of "Pensacola 99," "Feelin' Sexy," "Hamhocks," and "Jägermeister."

Video Trash

An unforgettable hayride through the hits and myths of the World's Snazziest Band. From impromptu interviews in parking lots and Seven Elevens to complete produced videos for three of the band's most-loved songs, Video Trash picks up you, the viewer, and tosses you off into the deep end of trash rock!

POSTER - We're in a Band

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